Friday, February 09, 2007

Let me get this straight

A gold digging, fat slob of a woman died a couple of nights ago. Her name was Anna Nicole Smith. She was famous for doing a number of drugs, marrying 85 year old men, posing for Playboy, and being an overall sloppy hoe.

And this is news?

I mean, sure it is tragic whenever someone dies, but we are talking about this woman like she was the next great thing on the scene. Seriously, she was quite disgusting. Thankfully, I found Tim Goodman and the Bastard Machine to help me sooth my worries that I'm alone in the world with this train of thought.

God almighty people, move on.

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