Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving!

It is a nice, mellow Thanksgiving here at the house, with smells of turkey and sounds of football and family. But let us not forget the real meaning of Thanksgiving.

Wait.

We cannot break bread with you.

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours.

Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations.

Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs.

We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides.

You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.

My people will have pain and degradation.

Your people will have stick shifts.

The gods of my tribe have spoken.

They have said, "Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."

And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.


Pretty damn funny speech from Wednesday Adams from Adams Family Values. I also makes for an interesting question. Could Thanksgiving be going the way of Columbus Day, being very un-politically correct?
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