Sunday, November 13, 2005


At the very least, you have to look at Pat Robertson as a form of entertainment. Remember that not too long ago, Robertson decided to try and make foreign policy decisions, like a call to assassinate Venezuela's president, Hugo Chavez.
Please don't tell me you took him seriously, he's just too big of an idiot to really listen to. I remember listening to the news when I heard about Robertson's comments and I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. Something about Patty boy calling for a rub out just seems way too damn good to be true.

Thankfully, Pat hasn't let us down with his sense of humor. As you might know, the citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania voted out a group of school board members who wanted to teach Intelligent Design, which is basically Creationism without saying the word God. Besides the Constitutional problems that Intelligent Design brings about, you also have this model from the Intelligent Design Museum that religious nut Kevin Ham is creating:

Yes, that's a Triceratops. Yes, that's a saddle. Welcome to Intelligent Design World.
Anyhow, after the more "intelligent" citizens of Dover voted out the board members, out came Pat Robertson with his message of hope and compassion:

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said."

In addition, I would be looking for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck look-a-likes with angelic wings tearing around Dover shooting anyone that has committed a sin (Dogma fans would get it).

Thanks Pat! After the stress of the election, I needed a good laugh. And to the citizens of Dover, thank you for following the Constitution, not some old fool.
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